What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
I explained I was going on a plant based diet i.e. I charged myself a bit too much happy last month so I can't afford meat. She read in between the lines.
Moral of the story: Fact - You have to hang out with me if you like me for me. And occasionally help me dumpster dive when I am feeling poor.
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She wanted to know if I was because I was, she wanted to wish me Happy Mother's Day. Yes, because I have no ring on or a baby stroller, or talked about babies, and I am shopping at this tween store. Never wearing yoga pants and a big sweater to mall ever again... She basically told me I had a mom outfit on. I should start going to Talbot's or LL Bean where I belong.
But let's be honest, when you are 15 years old (the employee), you think anyone over the age of 19 is old as dirt. So fair enough, but still - OUCH! You know they have those sites about people of Walmart, we may need to start one about workers for Forever21. Ack! I tried on so many clothes and am now all itchy all over! And still didn't find anything good date outfit! Mission fail!
It's just weird. Please stop.
If interested, here is the article (It's mother approved): http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/30/fashion/hinge-a-dating-app-introduces-friends-of-friends.html Burned by a tween.
Seriously came out of left field; felt totally unjustified...she didn't even give a reason...I honestly think she was trying to unload a cat on me. And here I thought she was going to compliment me on my outfit (I thought I was looking cute)! Guess I am too old to be looking at stuff at Forever21. It's time to hang up my cheap "party all night long and I don't care if someone spills beer on me" clothes and embrace knitting cat sweaters and feeding my hoards of cats :( Initial reaction when I was matched with someone cute on OkCupid My reaction after He messages: "You give good head?" This is after I read on his profile:" One of the first things people see about me is my politeness and gentlemanly ways." SUCH FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Online Guy: Hi! How is your Friday night going? I am at home because I have a sprained ankle.
Me: Sprained ankle. Sounds intense. Online Guy: Ha ha.. yeah. Thanks for the concern, but the real concern is when am I going to meet you? Me: When you are in my area. .... It kind of went like that for the next twenty minutes Okay I know! It was making sense in my head when I was writing it (not when re-reading later to Cassie). In my defense he lived 30 minutes away in a shoddy suburb and a sprain is intense! It's been a really really long time since I have had to flirt! So out of practice - and have probably waited too long. I can't seriously be the only one who botches this online flirting thing Friend: My advice. Geez, just don't ever do what you just did again!!! xAubrey (Train Wreck aka Crashed and Burnt to a Crisp) |
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